Dinner Diva Gifts

'Do you think Doctor could see him soon, I have the dinner to prepare.'

"And to think, my mother has been stressing about dinner for 35 years."

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

La Table

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"I come here for the pepper."

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"Larry never gains an ounce!"

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"More croutons, sir?"

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."