Dining Diva Gifts

"That will be perfect. We have a lot to talk about."

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'Could I have a table near a waiter, please?'

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

'Will everyone please hold it down! Can't you see I'm trying to use my cellphone?'

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

"I'll have the business prodigy's lunch."

Difference between regular and French onion soup? "When I serve the French onion soup, I sneer."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

"I'm about to throw this wine on your shirt, but I'm sure you can expense the cleaning."

'I never get tipped!'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'Dang! I always sniff too hard.'

'How's the steak, sir?'

'I admire a man who's not afraid to cry...but not when he sees how much dinner costs.'

'Would you mind if this gentlemen joins you, madam? He asked for a table with a view.'

'Any chance you can charge this to my student loan?'

'Brie ok, Sir?'

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

'Welcome! Seat yourselves! Know how to cook?'

'Hey, Daisy. What's the swill of the day?'

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

'Yes I said I wanted a drink. You said you were waiting for another little word? How about 'now'?'

'Relax, Charlotte... The boss isn't really coming... I just told you that because I'm in the mood for a decent meal.'

'Will that be all, Sir?'

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

Excuse me, but our car alarm hasn't gone off recently. I better go check to see if everything's okay.

Splitting the atom bill - Group of women dividing their restaurant bill