Dining Diva Gifts

"That will be perfect. We have a lot to talk about."

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'Could I have a table near a waiter, please?'

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

"I'll have the business prodigy's lunch."

'Will everyone please hold it down! Can't you see I'm trying to use my cellphone?'

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Difference between regular and French onion soup? "When I serve the French onion soup, I sneer."

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

'I never get tipped!'

"I'm about to throw this wine on your shirt, but I'm sure you can expense the cleaning."

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'Dang! I always sniff too hard.'

'How's the steak, sir?'

'I admire a man who's not afraid to cry...but not when he sees how much dinner costs.'

'Would you mind if this gentlemen joins you, madam? He asked for a table with a view.'

'Any chance you can charge this to my student loan?'

'Brie ok, Sir?'

La Table

"I want a big-a*s salad."

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."

"Yes everything's fine. Why wouldn't it be?"

"More croutons, sir?"

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"Larry never gains an ounce!"

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

A waiter looks annoyed at a woman eating with a 'not yet' sign on her table.

"I gave your ‘compliments to the chef,’ and he’d like you to elaborate."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

"I'm not rude, I just have good taste."

."Negroni, Spaghettio."