Dinner Debacle Devotees Gifts

'Dinner will be a little late -- I was overcome by the fumes.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'How would you like your toast?'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"A votre sante!"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

A train's dining car is a diner.

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

"Just a drop."

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

'Meat loaf again!'

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

"Our cook is working through a lot of stuff."

Mum's Diner - you finish those veggies!

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."