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'Dinner will be a little late -- I was overcome by the fumes.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'How would you like your toast?'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"A votre sante!"

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"Just a drop."

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

A train's dining car is a diner.

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"Our cook is working through a lot of stuff."

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

'Meat loaf again!'

'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'

Mum's Diner - you finish those veggies!