Dining Regular Gifts

"Sir, are you sure you don't want to try anything else besides the fish for once?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Grace For Flies

LAY ZEE FUK

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Sloaney Pony.

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Life is for the birds.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Diner.

"You do like octopus?"

'Your French dip, sir.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'