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Table for two. Whom does sir think he's kidding? You're right table for one. Menu.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

Platter confusion.

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

Who had the cod, and who had the flying fish?

"A table in Siberia, please."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'Your bill sir.'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"Guys, guys! He's pointing at me! This is great, I've never been picked first before!"

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersize in a bucket?"

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'Soup's off.'

"Y a qué de la salade?"

"Welp, where else do you wanna eat?"

"Can you suggest a nice Bordeaux that will complement the squirrel-infused manure?"

'Just because I'm a doctor without borders doesn't mean I venture into menus without prices.'

The wine and water lists.

'Is anything O.K.?'

'It's not nouvelle cuisine, Monsieur. You've ordered from the children's menu.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

At the NRA lounge.