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"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

'Beefsteak tomatoes and mincemeat pie.'

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

Platter confusion.

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

"Guys, guys! He's pointing at me! This is great, I've never been picked first before!"

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

'What do you sugget for a couple of fuddyduddies who love hot and spicy, but have to eat bland?'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

The wine and water lists.

'Is anything O.K.?'

'It's not nouvelle cuisine, Monsieur. You've ordered from the children's menu.'

Fast food trap.

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'

'What's this about the food tasting funny?'

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

"He said his name was Joseph when he told us he'd be our waiter this evening."

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'

Diners see restaurant signs; Grade A meals and Meals Without Comments.

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

"Well, finally!!"