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"I'm sure you're a nice man, but I'm not interested in hearing your plan for a flat tax."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

'Who gets the decaf?'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'How would you like your toast?'

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Choice hellhole

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"The usual."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"A votre sante!"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935."