Digital Tidiness Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'll tell you what: I'll clean up your room, you clean up my laptop."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Super glue hoovering

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

The Movers - Decluttering

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'May I tidy up the infield?'

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

"Of course you can't sleep – I told you not to watch squirrel videos right before bed."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

'Howard likes everything to be ship shaped.'

And it stores easily under your bed...

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

'I'd like to discuss your child's inability to interact with other children around him.'

Is clutter necessary?

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."