Digital Tidiness Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'll tell you what: I'll clean up your room, you clean up my laptop."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

Super glue hoovering

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

The Movers - Decluttering

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

'May I tidy up the infield?'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"Of course you can't sleep – I told you not to watch squirrel videos right before bed."

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

And it stores easily under your bed...

'I'd like to discuss your child's inability to interact with other children around him.'

'Howard likes everything to be ship shaped.'

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

Is clutter necessary?

"Tidy Tim."