Digital Love Juggler Pillows

'Well, I heard he was a player.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Multi-Tasking

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Your website or mine?'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Complaining cricket wives

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

'Sir, wife number two is on line one and wife number four is on line three ... or is it the other way around?'

Love chair

"My wife and I have a love-mate relationship."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"It's not what you think."