Digital Love Juggler Prints

'Well, I heard he was a player.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Multi-Tasking

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Your website or mine?'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Complaining cricket wives

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Love chair

'Sir, wife number two is on line one and wife number four is on line three ... or is it the other way around?'

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

"It's not what you think."

A man surrounded with lovehearts