Digital Jail-iance Gifts

Lynching on social media

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

Vacation Mobile

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

People told me virtual dating was safe!

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"Since laughter is the best medicine, I'm downloading the Laugh-Track App."

Laws and mobile technology

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

'With the mobile version of your site, you can check your messages while chasing an ambulance.'

Trying to come up with yet another password...

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

'This homework is a disgrace. I'd like a note from your computer.'

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

"No wonder my mouse wasn't working. I've been using the biscuit from dinner."

"Mmm, Spam."

'I forward email jokes - therefore I am.'

'I made an illegal entry on my computer. What are you in for?'

'Okay, everything is stored in the cloud - but what happens it's a sunny day?'

Stirrbucks

Prisoner