Digital Jail-iance Prints

'I've developed a variation of Linkedin. It's Lockedup.'

Lynching on social media

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Vacation Mobile

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

People told me virtual dating was safe!

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'With the mobile version of your site, you can check your messages while chasing an ambulance.'

Laws and mobile technology

Tweet

"Since laughter is the best medicine, I'm downloading the Laugh-Track App."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

Trying to come up with yet another password...

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

'This homework is a disgrace. I'd like a note from your computer.'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'Professional downloader of Napster files' looking for work

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

"No wonder my mouse wasn't working. I've been using the biscuit from dinner."

"Mmm, Spam."

'I forward email jokes - therefore I am.'

'I made an illegal entry on my computer. What are you in for?'

'Okay, everything is stored in the cloud - but what happens it's a sunny day?'

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