Digital Delinquent Prints

'I made an illegal entry on my computer. What are you in for?'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Music downloads

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"I need a more interactive you."

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Cyberwarfare

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

Spam.

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

I'd rather be phishing.

"I virtually finished my homework."

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

Computer virus