Digital Generation Gifts

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

Hate Platforms

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'There's nothing on.'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Did you get my tweet?"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"You may now kiss the bride."

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

I've always been slower than computers...

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

Hidden Facebook Features

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"