Digital Generation Prints

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"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'There's nothing on.'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"You may now kiss the bride."

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

I've always been slower than computers...

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

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