Digital Disengager Gifts

"I'm going on a digital-detox, any idea how to stop my online friends from contacting me?

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Wikipedia...

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

"Cruel punishment – they took away my smart phone. I had to watch TV."

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

Trying to come up with yet another password...

'Careful with this next patient. He's not very litigious but he is a prolific online reviewer.'

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

"All this mold is a good sign that our marketing content is getting a little stale."

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

A businessman suffering from data overload.

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

"The end is near." "Ya think?"

"Instead of chanting 'Aum' can I keep texting 'Good Morning?'"

"I thought you were supposed to be user-friendly!"

"Tweet? I don't think so."

“So much for Google Maps.”

Please stand by we have temporarily lost our picture.

"I dropped my phone in the water. Order some rice."

"Yes, this is technically a line. But when I said I wanted to be 'online' all day, this isn't what I meant."

"What's to prevent some total stranger anywhere on the world from paying my bills."

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

'Put away that damned smartphone!'