Digital Detachment Gifts

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Screen Time vs Book Time

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

'Dad, can I speak to you, offline, about father son bonding?'

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

"I thought you were supposed to be user-friendly!"

"I dropped my phone in the water. Order some rice."

Lost in the laptop...

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

Please stand by we have temporarily lost our picture.

"Yes, this is technically a line. But when I said I wanted to be 'online' all day, this isn't what I meant."

“So much for Google Maps.”

"My life is one unending pop-up ad."

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Put away that damned smartphone!'

"He applied for a job at one of those new-age digital tech companies, but they never replied to his telegram."

Hell has no wi-fi.

"I bet the decline in the U.S. birth rate is thanks to Wordle."

"It's like a metal detector, but it detects phones. I want your undivided attention at dinner tonight."

Another Therapy Session Spent On Their Phones

"I just sent you a friend request."

"This is your final ransom note. We are going paperless, please go to www. to sign up."

'I didn't get your message because I'm letting my voice mailbox fill up.'