"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"
Digital Detachment Gifts
Looking for a gift that champions the importance of digital detachment? Discover witty mugs, tees, and accessories that humorously celebrate taking a break from screens and reconnecting with what truly matters. Perfect for anyone who values mindfulness and digital wellbeing, our collection combines clever design with heartfelt message, encouraging a healthy balance in today's tech-driven world.
"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."
Screen Time vs Book Time
'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'
'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'
"I've got a better view on my smart phone."
"You never seem to hear a word I say to you!"
"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."
A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone
"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"
"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"
"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."
Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."
Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!
"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"
'Dad, can I speak to you, offline, about father son bonding?'
"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"
"I thought you were supposed to be user-friendly!"
"My life is one unending pop-up ad."
Lost in the laptop...
"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"
Please stand by we have temporarily lost our picture.
"Yes, this is technically a line. But when I said I wanted to be 'online' all day, this isn't what I meant."
"I dropped my phone in the water. Order some rice."
“So much for Google Maps.”
Supermarket Self Service Checkout
'Put away that damned smartphone!'
"Here's my Christmas list. . . I included the Ebay URL's."
"He applied for a job at one of those new-age digital tech companies, but they never replied to his telegram."
"I bet the decline in the U.S. birth rate is thanks to Wordle."
Hell has no wi-fi.
"It's like a metal detector, but it detects phones. I want your undivided attention at dinner tonight."
Another Therapy Session Spent On Their Phones
"I just sent you a friend request."
"This is your final ransom note. We are going paperless, please go to www. to sign up."
Digital Detachment Gifts Collection
Digital Detachment Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that champion digital detachment, combining humor and mindfulness to start your day right.
Digital Detachment Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that remind you to disconnect and enjoy life's simple pleasures with a touch of humor.
Digital Detachment Prints
Decorate your space with prints that celebrate digital detox and mindful living, inspiring balance and presence in everyday life.
Digital Detachment T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts promoting digital wellbeing—perfect for casual wear and spreading the message of unplugging.