Digital Dazed Gifts

"When your computer is locked up, lady, you should call your computer's customer service, not a locksmith!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Binary Man

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Keep on Truckin.