Digital Dazed T-Shirts

"When your computer is locked up, lady, you should call your computer's customer service, not a locksmith!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Binary Man

Life after death

Keep on Truckin.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."