Digitally Confused T-Shirts

Will Robinson Finds Himself Lost in Cyberspace.

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

The other digital divide.

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Facebook/Meta

'This app that recommends what I read next works, but it's insulting. It referred me to a gas station restroom wall.'

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

Philosophers studying meta-physical chemistry.

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"Well, if you can't trust software upgrades, who can you trust?"

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

Harvest Data Festival

Unsocial Media

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

No Connection.

Jesus forgets to save.

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"Jeez, dad. Your computer is so old it came with a flag to put up when you want to send an email."