Digitally Challenged T-Shirts

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"My email is down... talk to me."

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"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

'I thought I was being technologically savvy but now I realize Twittering, Googling and Yahoo make me sound like an idiot.'

'How can two plus three equal five? Yesterday you said one plus four equal five.'

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'Technology hates me.'

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"OMG! I just got born!"

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STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

"I would like some facebook friends for Christmas."

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

'Maybe your computer is flipping into sleep mode is because it's 1:30 in the morning and time to go to bed.'

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

'To get away from his video games, we sent him to camp for a month. All they do is play video games there.'

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

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'Without my laptop, my cell phone, my beeper and my Blackberry, I wouldn't have time for a life.'

Will Robinson Finds Himself Lost in Cyberspace.

The queen has been captured! Oh, I need to update my profile status!

"I didn't endorse him, but I 'Liked' him on Facebook."

"Aw geez. I can't unlock my phone." "That's the TV remote. And we're out of Chardonnay."

"Buffering... buffering... buffering..."

"What's up? Never heard of e-snail before?"

"I stole a smart car- it texted the police and picked me out in an identity parade."

"Kids, could you do Mommy a huge favor and go really far away from me? Thanks."

"I'm writing a book on everything I don't know about technology. It's a lot longer than I originally thought."