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"Gosh, I don't know. It will text, and take pictures, and I can go online. It will do messaging and plays 47 games. . . but I've never tried to make a phone call with it!"

"My email is down... talk to me."

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"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Buy my data $20"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

His Master's Data.

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Error: Out of memory.

You can have your privacy back, as soon as I've finished showing it to everyone

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

Progress

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

Harvest Data Festival

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

Ascent of Digital Man