"Gosh, I don't know. It will text, and take pictures, and I can go online. It will do messaging and plays 47 games. . . but I've never tried to make a phone call with it!"
Digital Age Savvy T-Shirts
Show off their digital pride with our witty and stylish t-shirts. Designed for the modern, tech-loving individual, these shirts combine humor with contemporary flair, making a statement about their digital lifestyle.
"My email is down... talk to me."
Online form - Submit.
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"
'Can I download that as a PDF?'
"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"
'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'
"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."
Statue of liberty selfie
'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'
'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'
''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'
"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"
"Buy my data $20"
"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."
"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"
"Embarrassing things that happen to you in the bedroom stay in the bedroom. . . and on facebook."
His Master's Data.
"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."
"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."
Evolution in the Era of the Selfie
Modern Baby Mobiles
Facebook/Meta
"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."
Error: Out of memory.
You can have your privacy back, as soon as I've finished showing it to everyone
"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"
Cupid gives up trying to get cell phone-using couple together.
Progress
Roger Hoyt: To See If His Life Was Worthwhile Google Him.
Harvest Data Festival
"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"
We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,
'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'
Digital Age Savvy T-Shirts Collection
Digital Age Savvy Mugs
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Digital Age Savvy Pillows
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Digital Age Savvy Prints
Decorate with our digital culture prints—artwork that celebrates the innovative spirit of the digital age.