Digital Communications Specialist Gifts

"No one reads them, all wisdom flows on WhatsApp now."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Dialogue

"You know, there are other emojis."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Ruddy bloggers!

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Information...political rhetoric

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Spam in Hell.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''