Digital Communication Specialist Gifts

"I haven't sunk my teeth into a mailman's butt in months. I hate e-mail."

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays the E-Mailman from the swift completion of his appointed rounds.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Dialogue

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Did you get my tweet?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Textin’"

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

The Modern Novel.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Ruddy bloggers!

Information...political rhetoric

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Spam in Hell.

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."