Digital Communicating Prodigy Gifts

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

Spam in Hell.

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Aluminium Henge

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."