Digital Communicating Prodigy Gifts

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Spam in Hell.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

Aluminium Henge

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."