Digital Prodigy Gifts

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Rage.

Impressing dad.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"This is off our first TikTok."

Take a bow!

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"So how much money do you make?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'Does a blog count as being published.'

Violinist.

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'