Digital-age Classicist Gifts

"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."

Venus

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

'Where was the TSA?'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Playdough's The Republic

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

A surprise in heaven

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

'Caesar salad?'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

"I'll never forget you."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

cuPad

Souvenirs.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Romans.

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."