Digital-age Classicist Mugs

"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."

Venus

'Where was the TSA?'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Playdough's The Republic

A surprise in heaven

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'Caesar salad?'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"I'll never forget you."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Souvenirs.

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

cuPad

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Romans.

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."