Dietologist Gifts

Chicken and the Food Pyramid,

The Food Pyramid - Third World Edition

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

In the Guru District

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

What the Doctor Ordered

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Chez Nous Menu

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Bad for you but to die for

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Studies show foods work miracles!

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.