Dietary Science Gifts

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

In the Guru District

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"States of tofu"

What the Doctor Ordered

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Chez Nous Menu

Soup of the month.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Bad for you but to die for

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Studies show foods work miracles!

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.