"And that's where hot dogs come from."
Food Studies Gifts
Looking for a gift for a food studies enthusiast? Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful products that celebrate culinary curiosity. Whether they’re students, teachers, or food lovers, our items are designed to delight and inspire everyone passionate about food culture, cooking, and gastronomic exploration. From quirky mugs to clever prints, find a gift that speaks their language and feeds their passion.
Junk food...junk hunger
One reason why bio-tech agribusiness are very glas that their genetically-altered produce can't talk: "Moooo!"
Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.
Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.
'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'
"States of tofu"
"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."
"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."
'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'
"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"
"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."
"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."
"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"
"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."
GMOs: The Next Generation
Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.
"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"
Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?
'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'
Ten out of ten for effort...
Somewhere in France
Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club
Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?
"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."
Sure, I'll take a sandwich
Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"
A dozen predictions for foods of the future.
'No creamed peas for me today!'
'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'
Cheese Secret
Fooling around with those genes...just keeps going.
"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."
"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."
Funky Chef 2
Food Studies Gifts Collection
Food Studies Mugs
Explore our collection of food-themed mugs for food studies lovers and give them a daily dose of culinary humor and inspiration.
Food Studies Pillows
Find cozy, food-inspired pillows that add personality and comfort to their favorite spaces—great for dorms, kitchens, or cozy corners reflecting their interests.
Food Studies Prints
Browse striking prints that highlight the beauty and humor of food studies—ideal for framing and inspiring anyone passionate about culinary arts.
Food Studies T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts that celebrate food studies—perfect for casual outings, classes, or kitchen days, helping them wear their passion with pride.