Food Analysis Gifts

'Felder, I'd like a woman's opinion. Why isn't this selling?'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"States of tofu"

Reading my Critics

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Six Thinking Hats

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Somewhere in France

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

Cheese Secret

"I changed my mind - I don't want any shredded cheese on my salad."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Profit slump

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Micro and Macro Department,

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Population train.

"Remember, data doesn't tell the whole story."