Dietary Science Pillows

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

In the Guru District

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"States of tofu"

What the Doctor Ordered

Chez Nous Menu

Soup of the month.

Raw food, after you leave for work.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Bad for you but to die for

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Studies show foods work miracles!

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.