Dietary Quirk Pillows

Add a cozy touch to their space with a pillow that humorously honors their dietary preferences. A charming way to bring laughter and personality into their home or office.

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'I'm a finicky vegetarian. I don't eat eggs unless they're poached. I don't eat meat, unless it is properly marinated. I don't eat fish unless it's breaded and fried.'

'I'm a finicky vegetarian. I don't eat eggs unless they're poached. I don't eat meat, unless it is properly marinated. I don't eat fish unless it's breaded and fried.'

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Vegetarian Birds

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'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!' mockup

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

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"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?" mockup

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

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Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants. mockup

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

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On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour. mockup

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

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"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious." mockup

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

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'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.' mockup

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

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How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

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"Easy on the carbs, Carl."

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'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!' mockup

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

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"The feeding of the fad thousand" mockup

"The feeding of the fad thousand"

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Live yogurt.

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'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.' mockup

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

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"I'm on the 'half and half' diet. I eat half and my dog eats the other half."

"I'm on the 'half and half' diet. I eat half and my dog eats the other half." mockup

"I'm on the 'half and half' diet. I eat half and my dog eats the other half."

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"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along." mockup

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

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Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.' mockup

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

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Snacking on yourself causes NO net weight gain!!!

Snacking on yourself causes NO net weight gain!!! mockup

Snacking on yourself causes NO net weight gain!!!

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"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet." mockup

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

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"I said, I'm on a garlic diet. So far, I've lost 5 pounds and 12 friends."

"I said, I'm on a garlic diet. So far, I've lost 5 pounds and 12 friends." mockup

"I said, I'm on a garlic diet. So far, I've lost 5 pounds and 12 friends."

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"Wait! Is it gluten-free?"

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'You have to chew your food: All this feeding-frenzy business is bad for your digestive system...'

'You have to chew your food: All this feeding-frenzy business is bad for your digestive system...' mockup

'You have to chew your food: All this feeding-frenzy business is bad for your digestive system...'

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'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.' mockup

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

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Patient to pharmacist: 'So, is it contagious?'

Patient to pharmacist: 'So, is it contagious?' mockup

Patient to pharmacist: 'So, is it contagious?'

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"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?" mockup

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

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For Your Dining Pleasure

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"My parents are really upset. I'm dating a guy who's not microwave and dishwasher safe."

"My parents are really upset. I'm dating a guy who's not microwave and dishwasher safe." mockup

"My parents are really upset. I'm dating a guy who's not microwave and dishwasher safe."

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'Finally have an expense account and I'm always on a diet.'

'Finally have an expense account and I'm always on a diet.' mockup

'Finally have an expense account and I'm always on a diet.'

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Fridge with sign - 'Contents may not be suitable for those with weight problems'.

Fridge with sign - 'Contents may not be suitable for those with weight problems'. mockup

Fridge with sign - 'Contents may not be suitable for those with weight problems'.

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"I don't like sweetcorn".

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'I read that you should only have a portion of meat about the size of your palm!'

'I read that you should only have a portion of meat about the size of your palm!' mockup

'I read that you should only have a portion of meat about the size of your palm!'

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'I'm on three different diets. That way I get to eat more.'

'I'm on three different diets. That way I get to eat more.' mockup

'I'm on three different diets. That way I get to eat more.'

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'But Darling, how can it possibly be bad for me? I only smoke a couple a day...'

'But Darling, how can it possibly be bad for me? I only smoke a couple a day...' mockup

'But Darling, how can it possibly be bad for me? I only smoke a couple a day...'

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'I'm not so much concerned about seeing floaters in my eyes as I am about the fact that I'm seeing inflatable duck floaties.'

'I'm not so much concerned about seeing floaters in my eyes as I am about the fact that I'm seeing inflatable duck floaties.' mockup

'I'm not so much concerned about seeing floaters in my eyes as I am about the fact that I'm seeing inflatable duck floaties.'

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Dietary Quirk Pillows Collection

Dietary Quirk Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs celebrating dietary quirks and personality! Find the perfect funny or thoughtful gift that suits their unique eating style.

Dietary Quirk Prints

Browse our prints that highlight dietary quirks with clever designs. Great for adding a personal touch to their home or workspace.

Dietary Quirk T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase their dietary passions with humor and style. A fun gift idea for anyone who loves to wear their food preferences proudly.