Diet Comedienne Gifts

Searching for a gift that tickles the funny bone of a diet comedienne? Explore our collection of clever and humorous items that highlight her love for comedy and her dieting journey. Ideal for birthdays, cheers, or just because, these fun products are sure to bring a laugh to her day. Whether she’s a professional comic or just loves to joke about her calorie-counting adventures, find a uniquely amusing gift that captures her lively personality.

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Your Weight 1c/Whatever Weight You want 25c.

Your Weight 1c/Whatever Weight You want 25c. mockup

Your Weight 1c/Whatever Weight You want 25c.

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"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..." mockup

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

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'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.' mockup

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

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'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.' mockup

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

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''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.' mockup

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert." mockup

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

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Fast Food Dieter

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"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?" mockup

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

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"Try to eat more coconuts and fish." mockup

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods! mockup

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

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'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.' mockup

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

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Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight. mockup

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

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Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

Woman on diet being chased by temptation. mockup

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

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'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.' mockup

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

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"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work." mockup

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

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'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.' mockup

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

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'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.' mockup

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

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Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' - mockup

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

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'You're eating all the wrong food.' mockup

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

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Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids mockup

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

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'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.' mockup

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

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Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

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'Does it come in soy lite?'

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'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.'

'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.' mockup

'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.'

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'Still antsy about the new diet I put you on?'

'Still antsy about the new diet I put you on?' mockup

'Still antsy about the new diet I put you on?'

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Chicken A La King

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How to keep your man healthy: 'No sex 'til you eat your vegetables!'

How to keep your man healthy: 'No sex 'til you eat your vegetables!' mockup

How to keep your man healthy: 'No sex 'til you eat your vegetables!'

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Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times.

Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times. mockup

Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times.

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'So? -- What could be more Zen than empty calories?'

'So? -- What could be more Zen than empty calories?' mockup

'So? -- What could be more Zen than empty calories?'

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Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department. mockup

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

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'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.'

'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.' mockup

'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.'

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Diet Comedienne Gifts Collection

Diet Comedienne Mugs

Explore our collection of mug designs that perfectly suit a diet comedienne’s sense of humor. Find a witty coffee companion today!

Diet Comedienne Pillows

Discover our humorous pillows that bring her love for dieting and comedy into her home decor, adding a fun touch to any room.

Diet Comedienne Prints

Browse our selection of prints that celebrate dieting humor and comedy, ideal for brightening her space with a laugh.

Diet Comedienne T-Shirts

Check out our funny t-shirts that feature playful takes on dieting and comedy, making perfect gifts for the diet comedienne in your life.