Crash Diet Comedy Gifts

Looking for a playful gift that pokes fun at the hectic world of crash dieting? Our collection combines humor and creativity, with clever illustrations and sayings that will resonate with anyone who's ever tried and failed at a quick fix. From amusing mugs to punchy t-shirts, to pillows and prints that capture the amusing side of dieting mishaps — there’s something to make every diet-curious soul smile.

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Who says crash diets don't work?

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'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.' mockup

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

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"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..." mockup

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

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'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.' mockup

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert." mockup

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

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You are what you eat (Nuts).

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

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"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?" mockup

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods! mockup

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

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Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure. mockup

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

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"Try to eat more coconuts and fish." mockup

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

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'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.' mockup

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

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Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' - mockup

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

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'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.' mockup

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

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'92 elements in the Universe and you always have to chuck the compound NaCl all over your dinner!'

'92 elements in the Universe and you always have to chuck the compound NaCl all over your dinner!' mockup

'92 elements in the Universe and you always have to chuck the compound NaCl all over your dinner!'

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Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids mockup

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

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'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.' mockup

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

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Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

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'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.'

'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.' mockup

'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.'

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The cake diet.

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'Does it come in soy lite?'

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'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.'

'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.' mockup

'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.'

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"Can you get on the scale please? I'm on a diet and need to monitor my food intake..."

"Can you get on the scale please? I'm on a diet and need to monitor my food intake..." mockup

"Can you get on the scale please? I'm on a diet and need to monitor my food intake..."

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'No! No! - it's an ELASTIC band I want!'

'No! No! - it's an ELASTIC band I want!' mockup

'No! No! - it's an ELASTIC band I want!'

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"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight."

"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight." mockup

"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight."

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Excess Baggage: If calories consumed on vacation don't count, then little creatures must sneak into your room at night to shrink your clothes.

Excess Baggage: If calories consumed on vacation don't count, then little creatures must sneak into your room at night to shrink your clothes. mockup

Excess Baggage: If calories consumed on vacation don't count, then little creatures must sneak into your room at night to shrink your clothes.

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'So? -- What could be more Zen than empty calories?'

'So? -- What could be more Zen than empty calories?' mockup

'So? -- What could be more Zen than empty calories?'

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'Looking at the stars makes me feel small. I'm going off of my diet.'

'Looking at the stars makes me feel small. I'm going off of my diet.' mockup

'Looking at the stars makes me feel small. I'm going off of my diet.'

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'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!' mockup

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'

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Slim-quik liquid diet box floats up to man stranded on a desert island.

Slim-quik liquid diet box floats up to man stranded on a desert island. mockup

Slim-quik liquid diet box floats up to man stranded on a desert island.

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"It looks like there is too much dairy in your diet."

"It looks like there is too much dairy in your diet." mockup

"It looks like there is too much dairy in your diet."

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Crash Diet Comedy Gifts Collection

Crash Diet Comedy Mugs

Explore our collection of fun mugs dedicated to crash diet comedy—perfect for making mornings brighter and laughs louder.

Crash Diet Comedy Pillows

Discover our witty crash diet pillows—comfy, funny, and ideal for those who appreciate a good laugh every day.

Crash Diet Comedy Prints

View our playful crash diet comedy prints to add humor and personality to your living or work space.

Crash Diet Comedy T-Shirts

Check out our humorous crash diet T-shirts—great for turning dieting frustrations into fun fashion statements.