Diamond Skeptics Gifts

'Of course it's a real diamond. You think I'd spend eighty bucks for a fake?'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

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50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

Coincidence or What?

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

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Eye-catching Diamond rings.

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"It's a miracle the miners could even find a diamond this small."

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

"Don't like your present? Fine. Give it to me - I'll wear the diamond earrings."

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

She said she loved diamonds. So on her birthday, he took her to a baseball game.

So, you'd like a battery of unnecessary tests that aren't covered by insurance .. Are you sure about this? Doctor-Assisted Financial Suicide.

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

Coronation Civil Rights

"Your call and personal data may be monitored for brainwashing purposes."

"Thanks for your input Branston, but I've decided to go with my intution"

"You look like a million bucks to me."

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

"For such a big-ticket item, you'd think they could make the tickets bigger."

'Of course, you're welcome to a second opinion from our HMO's insurance executive.'

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

'Our actual performance over the last quarter depends much on one's perspective. Take, for example, this perspective.'

Victims of Financial Consultant's