Diamond Skeptics T-Shirts

Celebrate your diamond skeptic with witty t-shirts that challenge the sparkle culture. Ideal for a casual, humorous statement that shows you share their playful skepticism.

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'Of course it's a real diamond. You think I'd spend eighty bucks for a fake?'

'Of course it's a real diamond. You think I'd spend eighty bucks for a fake?' mockup

'Of course it's a real diamond. You think I'd spend eighty bucks for a fake?'

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'Oh my God. I love it!'

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'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.' mockup

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

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"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?" mockup

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

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The suggestion box.

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50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring. mockup

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

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'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?' mockup

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

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Coincidence or What?

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' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...' mockup

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

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'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?' mockup

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

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Suggestions Box

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Eye-catching Diamond rings.

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A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women. mockup

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

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"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems." mockup

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

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"I take it this is a very special occasion."

"I take it this is a very special occasion." mockup

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

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I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time... mockup

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

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"Your call and personal data may be monitored for brainwashing purposes."

"Your call and personal data may be monitored for brainwashing purposes." mockup

"Your call and personal data may be monitored for brainwashing purposes."

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She said she loved diamonds. So on her birthday, he took her to a baseball game.

She said she loved diamonds. So on her birthday, he took her to a baseball game. mockup

She said she loved diamonds. So on her birthday, he took her to a baseball game.

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'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?' mockup

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

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Coronation Civil Rights

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"Thanks for your input Branston, but I've decided to go with my intution"

"Thanks for your input Branston, but I've decided to go with my intution" mockup

"Thanks for your input Branston, but I've decided to go with my intution"

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'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.' mockup

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

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"For such a big-ticket item, you'd think they could make the tickets bigger."

"For such a big-ticket item, you'd think they could make the tickets bigger." mockup

"For such a big-ticket item, you'd think they could make the tickets bigger."

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'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.' mockup

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

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'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.' mockup

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

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The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball. mockup

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

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'Of course, you're welcome to a second opinion from our HMO's insurance executive.'

'Of course, you're welcome to a second opinion from our HMO's insurance executive.' mockup

'Of course, you're welcome to a second opinion from our HMO's insurance executive.'

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'Our actual performance over the last quarter depends much on one's perspective. Take, for example, this perspective.'

'Our actual performance over the last quarter depends much on one's perspective. Take, for example, this perspective.' mockup

'Our actual performance over the last quarter depends much on one's perspective. Take, for example, this perspective.'

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'I'm looking for something with a lot of carrots.'

'I'm looking for something with a lot of carrots.' mockup

'I'm looking for something with a lot of carrots.'

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'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!' mockup

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

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Diamond Skeptics T-Shirts Collection

Diamond Skeptics Mugs

Explore our collection of fun mugs perfect for diamond skeptics who love humor and clever designs. Start their day with a laugh!

Diamond Skeptics Pillows

Discover pillows that add humor and personality to any space, especially for those skeptical of diamonds’ claims to sparkle.

Diamond Skeptics Prints

Browse our humorous prints that question the diamond obsession, perfect for sparking conversations and adding personality to their decor.