Suggestion Skeptic Gifts

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'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"God works in mysterious ways."

Alternative Medicine

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

'Too much Omega 3.'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'My philosophy has always been, sell advice, don't follow it.'

Time Clock.

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

Suggestion box.

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

"I totally meant to do that."

"I'm putting you on a stronger placebo."

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

Science deniers Soc.

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