Diamond Enthusiast Gifts

'Let's not rush into this investment thing too quickly, Maude. Remember, I've still got 6 payments left on your engagement ring.'

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

"And so are the payments."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

"It's one of our most popular rentals."

"Oh, Albert! Is that a real diamond ring? Then, if things don't work out between us, I could pay the divorce lawyer with it."

She said she loved diamonds. So on her birthday, he took her to a baseball game.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

A Zircon Is Forever

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Toothless Meal

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"I'm not happy."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.