Diamond Enthusiast Pillows

'Let's not rush into this investment thing too quickly, Maude. Remember, I've still got 6 payments left on your engagement ring.'

"You look like a million bucks to me."

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

"And so are the payments."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

"Don't like your present? Fine. Give it to me - I'll wear the diamond earrings."

"It's one of our most popular rentals."

"Oh, Albert! Is that a real diamond ring? Then, if things don't work out between us, I could pay the divorce lawyer with it."

She said she loved diamonds. So on her birthday, he took her to a baseball game.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

A Zircon Is Forever

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"I'm not happy."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."