Diamond Lover Pillows

'I hope you're on one knee because the size of that rock is weighing you down.'

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

"I wouldn't say these are conflict-free diamonds. Henry bought them after we had a terrible row."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Tired Barbie

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Cow and Milk

Do you like my bling?

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

I love my cape

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

How oysters get engaged.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Radiant, yet flammable.

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Unbeknownst to Charlene, the new earrings that Burt gave her were actually bass lures.

Gold Crisis

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

Pick Me Ups.

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

Bob tries to cash in on Hollywood's success.

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

Orange navel has ring

Dig Site. Frank, I've found some new fossils! They were undercovered next to relics, which indicate there was a society of advanced dinosaurs! Cups and saucers were found with the tea-rex fossils. The rap-tor was next to oversized jewelry. And the bronzesaurus bones were found with a tanning bed! That's incredible, Ernie! Hah! April fools! I guess it's fitting that Ernie get to April Fools day a little ahead of everybody else!