Diagram Decoder Gifts

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

'This graph may need some explaining...'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

Paw readings

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Information vs. confusion

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'I know what you're thinking.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

Flowcharts.

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

Siggy