Devilishly Cheeky Pillows

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

Demonic Repossession.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Sticking out tongue

Bat out of Hell

Hellbillies.

Heaven and Hell

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

Gas Bill

'T.S.I.F.'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

A Heated Argument

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

'They come down here to smoke.'

The lessor of two evils.

The Neighbours from Hell....

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

Summer in Hell

'Of course you've got a grumbling wife who is an organized labour and who works for the SEC. Where do you think you are, man?'

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'