Devilishly Cheeky Gifts

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Demonic Repossession.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Hellbillies.

Bat out of Hell

Sticking out tongue

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'T.S.I.F.'

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

Gas Bill

Heaven and Hell

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

A Heated Argument

The Neighbours from Hell....

The lessor of two evils.

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

'They come down here to smoke.'

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

'Of course you've got a grumbling wife who is an organized labour and who works for the SEC. Where do you think you are, man?'

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

Summer in Hell

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'