Developmental Journey Gifts

'You'll never learn to walk if you don't FOCUS!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'You've changed.'

"Look, son, real estate."

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"You used to be that ambitious."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

A push in the right direction: 50c.

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

'Are we there yet?

Med Clinic. Psycho Therapist. Isn't that supposed to be one word? My first therapist didn't help. He told me to be my own best friend, but I refuse to lower my standards that much! The next one was better. She diagnosed me with a fear of success, but assured me I have nothing to worry about. My current therapist is great! When we started, I was afraid to answer the phone ... and now I answer it whether it rings or not!

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

"Trust me- you're more than ready."

Bypass the Falls

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

"Avoiding something, aren't we?"

The Self Esteem Seminar had really helped him.

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."