Developmental Journey T-Shirts

'You'll never learn to walk if you don't FOCUS!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'You've changed.'

"Look, son, real estate."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"You used to be that ambitious."

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

'Are we there yet?

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

"Trust me- you're more than ready."

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"Avoiding something, aren't we?"

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

I once flew faster than a speeding bullet

The Self Esteem Seminar had really helped him.