Detox Devotees T-Shirts

"I'm on a detox cleanse, so I'll wait for a vegetarian."

Be Healthy

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

America Off-line.

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

"She's late for her stress management course."

The Colonel at home.

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

Screen Time at the Dining Table

Deposit phones here

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

'How is the detox going?'

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

'I envy your metabolism.'

Well that's me detoxed!

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

"Come home when the internet's back on."

NIl by 'phone.

"I agree, it's a real worry. We may have to consider limiting her screen time."

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."